The Crown Jewels
Night TBCThe big one. Queens compete, glitter falls from the ceiling, and one head leaves heavier than it arrived.
drag, cabaret and live DJs
Woodstock's queer drag club. Wigs that need their own seat, heels with strong opinions, and a DJ who knows exactly what you did last Friday.

house rules
Every queen starts at a mirror with a bulb that keeps blowing. Dorothy's is that mirror at club size: a proper stage, a booth that earns its volume, and a crowd that claps in the right places and louder in the wrong ones.
pick your poison
Nights and start times are still TBC. Ask on WhatsApp what is on this week.
The big one. Queens compete, glitter falls from the ceiling, and one head leaves heavier than it arrived.
The DJ takes over and the dance floor takes your shoes' side. Late, loud and live.
Dress like you have somewhere to be. The only place is here, with a drink and a queen.
Mouth the words, mean every one. A lip sync with real consequences.
Cabaret with the lights turned down. Stories told sideways, high notes told loudly.
Trivia with a host who marks generously and heckles harder. Bring a team and a thick skin.
Chin up, heels up, problems down. The floor is yours and so is the blame.
Disco night. Everything reflects, including your questionable dance moves.
front row goes first
The line-up changes by the week and lands on the night, because surprise is half the act. Want to know who is on before you commit? Ask, and we will answer dramatically.
Seats by the stage go first. Tables are held for 30 minutes, then they belong to whoever is waiting at the door.
Claim a seat

last orders never come
Full menu on the way. We would rather say TBC than guess a price.
make your choice
Scroll. Reheat leftovers.
Watch other people have a good time.
Scream at a lip sync. Make a best friend by interval. Go home with glitter in places you will find on Wednesday.
Book a table
the whole room, yours
Birthdays that need witnesses. Hen nights with a plot. Launches, wrap parties and the occasional proposal with a spotlight. Capacity, minimum spend and pricing are TBC, so ask and we will sort it out.
your crown is waiting
Tables are held for 30 minutes. After that, the door has opinions. Send us the details and your request goes straight to our WhatsApp.